McArtery Clogging

mcgrease

My job requires me to do shift work. It’s hell on earth, and to be honest I’m not quite sure that I can do it much longer. I’ve been working the night shift for the last few days, (10pm-8am) and it hasn’t been going so well. Normally 10 hours isn’t that long of a shift, but when its dark out, and theres no escape, you suddenly realized your trapped. (This is where I do a mime-impression of me trapped in a box)

Har Har

So this morning at 6 am I was DYING for some food. My workplace is pretty high-class. There’s tons of stuff to snack on. Like soda crackers… and soda crackers. Did I mention we get all the free soda crackers we want? I decided that instead of filling up my stomach with one form of useless crap I would fill it up with another. I would make the ultimate sacrifice and walk a whopping 4 city blocks to get to Mcdonalds at 6am. Now, I’ve never been to a McDonalds that early – In fact I RARELY ever go – but you’d sort of assume that at 6 the breakfast food would be relatively fresh. Don’t kid yourself people. It was the greasiest, heaviest breakfast I’ve ever eaten. And I loved it. That probably has more to do with the fact that I was willing to eat a dogs ass at that moment in time, other than the fact that McD’s whips out great food – because it obviously doesn’t. 2 hours later I was wondering whether or not i’d made the right choice. Perhaps the soda crackers would have been better.

Tonight should be easier. I went up to Dundas and wandered around until I saw ‘Shawarma 2 Go’ perhaps one of the best greek places in Toronto. Small. Cheap. Tasty, and fresh.

-T

  • Yup you're right about the name. my mistake.
  • PUff
    Is that Medeterranian 2 GO? I haven't heard of Shwarma 2 Go.

    Yeah McDee's is quite nasty...but at least you thought before eating it

    -:P
blog comments powered by Disqus

google.load("language", "1"); var curstate = 0; var hasloaded = 0; function bnc_show_translated() { if (hasloaded == 0) { bnc_lang_callback(); hasloaded = 1; } for (i = 0; i < 0; i++) { var elem = $("bnc_original_" + i); if (elem) { if (curstate) { elem.show(); } else { elem.hide(); } } } for (i = 0; i < 0; i++) { var elem = $("bnc_trans_" + i); if (elem) { if (curstate) { elem.hide(); } else { elem.show(); } } } if (curstate) { $("bnc_trans_state1").show(); $("bnc_trans_state2").hide(); curstate = 0; } else { $("bnc_trans_state1").hide(); $("bnc_trans_state2").show(); curstate = 1; } } function bnc_detect_div(div_id) { var text = document.getElementById(div_id); if (text) { text = text.innerHTML; if (text.length > 0) { google.language.detect(text, function(result) { if (!result.error) { if (result.language != "en") { if (result.confidence > 0.25) { $("bnc_translating").show(); bnc_xlate_div(result.language, div_id, "en"); } } } } ); } } } function bnc_xlate_div(src_lang,div_id,o_lang) { var text = document.getElementById(div_id); if (text) { text = text.innerHTML; google.language.translate(text, src_lang, o_lang, function(result) { var translated = document.getElementById(div_id); if (result.translation) { translated.innerHTML = result.translation; } }); } } function bnc_lang_callback() { } function bnc_startup() { bnc_xlate_div("en", "bnc_translate_info", "en"); bnc_xlate_div("en", "bnc_translate_info2", "en"); } google.setOnLoadCallback(bnc_startup);